Saturday, February 21, 2015

Midlife Crisis

When people reach a certain age, they start to reflect on their lives. What have I accomplished?  What does it all mean?  Should I turn my back on my past and grow up?  Deez has found himself at a crossroads...
Age Ain't Nothin' But A Number

Sunday, August 31, 2014

Lego ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

After vanquishing Loki and winning the girl (in the greatest marriage proposal video ever made - you can watch it HERE if you don't believe me), every thing was looking up for Deez ... until the disembodied head of Loki came back and issued an ALS Ice Bucket Challenge ... with a deadly twist!

Aquaman can't catch a break!

Saturday, August 23, 2014

Greatest Lego Marriage Proposal Ever


In a world ... one man's quest for an anniversary gift goes awry, and turns into the greatest marriage proposal ever.  More more Lego magic, check out the Lego ALS Ice Bucket Challenge.

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Costume Caper (Guardians of the Galaxy)

Question: What could possibly be more awesome than a raccoon that talks and shoots guns?

Answer: A guy who tells deez nuts jokes dressed as a raccoon that talks and shoots guns.

This episode is perfect for Comic-Con, Halloween, or right now. For more Deez Nuts jokes, check out the world's largest Deez Nuts Jokes compendium.  Start at the most recent page Deez Nuts Jokes 10 and work your way back!

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Shortcut to the Deez Nuts Jokes

As The Adventures of Deez and Big Country has expanded into new forms of video comedy (See e.g. Scrobie and T-Rex cartoons), it runs the risk of neglecting its core audience - people who love nuts jokes.  To make your life easier, we've created this shortcut to all the deez nuts jokes.  You are welcome gentle reader!

Note: For more deez nuts jokes than you can shake a keyboard at, go to the original deez nuts jokes compendium at  There are TEN pages worth!

In the meantime, enjoy this video of animals telling Deez Nuts jokes:

And this video of ... the worst name ever:

Friday, January 10, 2014

Classic Snafu

Online dating is a great way to meet people.  However, it apparently comes with some risks.  This is a 100% real email received from  The name and email address have been redacted, but the rest of the email is unaltered.

While I'm sure many folks will be interested in learning more about the "Telluride Gay Ski Week," the best part is the where they basically say, don't worry dude, we know you aren't gay.  All that's missing is "not that there's anything wrong with that."

Being single is tough, but one way to get over your loneliness is to enjoy someone else's misery with this divorce related cartoon: Growing Apart

If you aren't single, I highly recommend reviewing this list of 10 Signs it is Time to Break Up With Your Girlfriend

Friday, December 20, 2013

Free Specialty Greeting Cards

The greeting card industry is a $1.35 billion a month business.  But as with any industry, certain demographics fall between the cracks.  That is where we come in.  We've designed specialty cards that fit situations that may not sell enough to warrant space in a crowded greeting card display.  The best part? We're giving these priceless cards to you for free! Simply print out the picture and bask in the genius.

Ex-Wife's New Husband
So your wife left you and married some other guy.  Having gotten past the desire to punch him in the nuts, how do you get past the awkwardness in dealing with a guy who is sticking his (hopefully small) penis into the woman you used to be married to?  Just send him this congratulatory card and you will be best buddies who trade deez nuts jokes

 Valentine's Day: Unrequited Love
If you are a creepy dude who loves a girl who doesn't know you exist, this is the card for you.  It worked for Charlie Brown on the Little Red-Haired Girl and it can work for you!  Disclaimer: If it doesn't work, you may end up in jail.  Either way, you won't be alone on Valentine's Day.

 Valentine's Day: Recently Divorced Friend
Your friend just got divorced and he will be spending Valentine's Day eating canned beans in his underwear and wondering why he spent so much on his now ex-wife's wedding ring.  It's up to his brohams to bolster his self esteem and take his mind off the fact that he threw away the best years of his life.  This card will do the trick!

Dudes get boners.  The leading causes of boners are:
1. Seeing a hot girl
2. Seeing any girl
3. Waking up in the morning (morning wood)
4. Breathing
5. Trying not to get a boner
Carry this card with you at all times.  If you get a boner around a girl, hand her the card. She'll be so impressed by your honesty that she will offer to hook up with you.

Cancer Sympathy
Hopefully no one you know has cancer.  But if you do know someone who has the Big C, they will need your moral support to get through these troubling times ... especially if he or she has anal cancer. I mean, how can anyone console someone who has anal cancer without laughing?  Well, we can, but most people aren't as mature as we are.  This card has been tested on 45 cancer patients, and miraculously, they all are now cancer free.  Nobel prize, you know where to find us.