Sunday, November 13, 2016

NFL Drops Epic Deez Nuts Joke

The NFL has become known by some as the "No Fun League." Well, that seems destined to change thanks to an epic tweet by the NFL. As you can see, when the NFL's official Twitter account threw out a "DEEEEEZ":

The rest of the world quickly brought the nuts:

Ironically enough, the NFL deez nuts joke came courtesy of the Dallas Cowboys, which has previously been criticized for stealing deez nuts jokes from this site.  This follows some notable instances of NFL players forming the intersection of nuts and sports.  Clearly, amid flagging ratings, the NFL wants to be fun again ... and the best way to have fun is to tell deez nuts jokes.

Was the NFL tweet a social commentary on the Cowboys' theft?  Possibly. Was it an unintentional walk down deez nuts lane? Probably. Do we care?  No!  Deez Nuts!

Sunday, May 22, 2016

Happy 40th Birthday Andrew!

Today, May 22nd, is a momentous day.  Today is the day Andrew turns 40.

Is there a better way to celebrate the end of your youth than a deez nuts joke?  Probably.  But since Deez is a man of limited skills, talents, and abilities, this is what you get.

P.S. Mario Puzo (the Last Don) sends his regards on this very special day.

40 is the new...60?

Saturday, January 16, 2016

Sunday, December 6, 2015


What is the only thing that can make Hanukkah more awesome?  Dinosaurs!  Each night, this epic celebration will grow, so come back each day of Hanukkah to see what the dinosaurs are up to next!

Seventh Night:

Sixth Night:

First Night all the way through the Fifth Night, all in one video - Back to Back:

Dinosaurs Getting The Menorah Ready

Saturday, November 21, 2015

Lego Star Wars: The Force Awakens Trailer

Star Wars: The Force Awakens is the first Star Wars movie released since Disney bought the brand from George Lucas. This Lego trailer reveals how Star Wars has changed under Disney, and how some vintage Lucas touches remain:

As you can see, the new Star Wars is improved in almost every way!

Saturday, September 12, 2015

Lego Supergirl Trailer

Everyone is super excited for the new Supergirl series on CBS.  The clips we've seen so far reveal a show that combines everything you want in a TV show. Literally everything.  Don't believe me?  Watch this lego-cized preview.

IT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND (at least as much as the real show will):

Thursday, August 20, 2015

Greatest Day in History

Today is a historic day for me, for, and for our entire nation because today is the day Deez Nuts became a presidential contender.  Thats right, by coming in third place in a poll of North Carolina voters, Deez Nuts burst onto the scene.  ABC 7 reports on this monumental day below:

The explosive popularity of Deez Nuts began when a courageous poll made the wise decision to ask people what they thought of deez nuts.  We have long suspected that people loved deez nuts, but until now, we had no hard evidence.  As a result of this poll, fans of both Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump have to be asking themselves whether Hillary or Donald can beat off Deez Nuts:

While 9% is a good start, we are going to need a grassroots campaign to shoot through to the lead, avoid being swallowed up by Hillary, and get out fromunda Trump:

Thanks to Twitter, Deez Nuts made the Wall Street Journal, which is a slightly more reputable source than  Not only is the Wall Street Journal writing about deez nuts, but take a look at the tags.  The fact that they added a 'DEEZ NUTS' tag means they already know they are going to write more about deez nuts!

Source: Wall Street Journal

Predictably, the 'lame-stream' media has already started the anti-nuts backlash:

I have some breaking news for ABC 11 - This is real, and it's spectacular! But this is just the tip of things to come. Today I am here to tell you, my fellow Americans, that I am Deez Nuts, and I enthusiastically accept your nomination. I call on all deez nuts fans out there to push to get Deez Nuts added to the ballot in every state.  Together, we are starting a journey, the climax of which will be the Presidency! I am deez nuts, and I approve this message: