Tuesday, March 5, 2013

T-Rex Hates Spiders

Fun Dinosaur Fact #3: T-Rex hates spiders.


Unfortunately for T-Rex, because he has inadequate arms, he is unable reach the spider who has invaded his home with his flyswatter.  Poor T-Rex!

This information can save your life.  From now on, carry a spider with you wherever you go.  Should you ever encounter a T-Rex, simply release the spider.  The T-Rex will likely run in fear, saving you the fate of the lawyer in Jurassic Park.

For more dino fun, check out:
T-Rex Hates Push-Ups

T-Rex Loves To Play Catch

T-Rex Tries To Eat a Peep

Spider 1 - Dino 0



Saturday, March 2, 2013

T-Rex Hates Push-ups

Fun Dinosaur Fact #2: Did you know Tyrannosaurus Rex once tried out for the football team?  



Unfortunately, T-Rex can't do push-ups, so he got cut from the team.  That is why T-Rex hates push-ups.

If you ever encounter a sad T-Rex, you can use this knowledge in only one way.  Avoid talking about football ... or exercise ... or triceratops ... because talking about triceratops will just make T-Rex hungry.


Sad T-Rex
CLICK HERE to see T-Rex play catch.

CLICK HERE to see why T-Rex hates spiders.

CLICK HERE to see T-Rex try to eat a Peep

Friday, March 1, 2013

T-Rex Loves To Play Catch

Fun Dinosaur Fact #1:  T-Rex loves to play catch.



If you ever encounter a T-Rex, you can use this knowledge in many ways:
1. Play a game of catch to befriend the T-Rex.
2. Throw something at the T-Rex to distract it.  When he drops it, run away while he tries to chase after it.
3. If T-Rex makes fun of your bad haircut, you can make fun of his inadequate hands.
4. Avoid picking T-Rex to play on your baseball team because he can't field very well.

Poor T-Rex has inadequate hands, but he's a nice guy

CLICK HERE to see why T-Rex hates push-ups.

CLICK HERE to see why T-Rex hates spiders.

CLICK HERE to see T-Rex try to eat a marshmallow Peep.