Sunday, November 13, 2016

NFL Drops Epic Deez Nuts Joke

The NFL has become known by some as the "No Fun League." Well, that seems destined to change thanks to an epic tweet by the NFL. As you can see, when the NFL's official Twitter account threw out a "DEEEEEZ":




The rest of the world quickly brought the nuts:



Ironically enough, the NFL deez nuts joke came courtesy of the Dallas Cowboys, which has previously been criticized for stealing deez nuts jokes from this site.  This follows some notable instances of NFL players forming the intersection of nuts and sports.  Clearly, amid flagging ratings, the NFL wants to be fun again ... and the best way to have fun is to tell deez nuts jokes.

Was the NFL tweet a social commentary on the Cowboys' theft?  Possibly. Was it an unintentional walk down deez nuts lane? Probably. Do we care?  No!  Deez Nuts!

Sunday, May 22, 2016

Happy 40th Birthday Andrew!

Today, May 22nd, is a momentous day.  Today is the day Andrew turns 40.

Is there a better way to celebrate the end of your youth than a deez nuts joke?  Probably.  But since Deez is a man of limited skills, talents, and abilities, this is what you get.



P.S. Mario Puzo (the Last Don) sends his regards on this very special day.

40 is the new...60?

Saturday, January 16, 2016